A Tribute To Aaron Bailey

The kid just too hilarious to ever be forgotten

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Remember Aaron Bailey, Michelle Tanner’s “friend” on Full House? He was there pretty much throughout the entire series, and you probably remember him as the rude, eternally sourpussed classmate/extracurricular friend of Michelle, Derek, Denise and Teddy. Aaron (played by Miko Hughes, whom you may also know from Pet Sematary, KINDERGARTEN COP, or “Stoner Dude #1” in some episode of Veronica Mars) was and still is my favorite recurring character on the show. We didn’t need Michelle to tell us that he had a BAD ATTITUDE (mister!). His facial expressions and utter disrespect for Uncles Jesse and Joey won him a permanent place in my heart. So I present: my favorite Aaron Bailey moments and his wide range of accompanying expressions.

2. When Michelle let the class bird loose and it flew out the window.

When Michelle let the class bird loose and it flew out the window.

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“MICHELLE did it!”

3. When DJ and Kimmy invited boys over while they were supposed to be babysitting

When DJ and Kimmy invited boys over while they were supposed to be babysitting

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“Heyyyy, those are boys! You’re fired, Gibbler!”

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“It’s not my bedtime! LIAR!”

5. The indignation of being offered a bribe to keep mum about the evening’s indiscretions

The indignation of being offered a bribe to keep mum about the evening's indiscretions

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“That’s a BRIBE!…I like bribes.”

6. Bullying Uncle Jesse and subsequently calling him a “monkey head”

Bullying Uncle Jesse and subsequently calling him a "monkey head"

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“NAME ONE COOL SONG!….YOU DON’T KNOW ANY!!!”

7. Acknowledging Michelle with utter disgust

Acknowledging Michelle with utter disgust

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“Yuck!”

8. Then playing at her house (evidently that very same day)

Then playing at her house (evidently that very same day)

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“Playing house is for girls!…Let’s play GUNS!”

9. Mocking Jesse and Joey

Mocking Jesse and Joey

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10. Shamelessly PUSHING Michelle during a dance party

Shamelessly PUSHING Michelle during a dance party

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11. “We’re gonna put on a terrific show!” exclaims Uncle Jesse

"We're gonna put on a terrific show!" exclaims Uncle Jesse

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“So far we’re just SITTING here!”

12. “You still don’t have a job – heh.”

"You still don't have a job - heh."

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13. Guess what, Aaron? Denise will be playing your wife in the class play!

Guess what, Aaron? Denise will be playing your wife in the class play!

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15. Antagonizing (again) field trip chaperon Uncle Jesse

Antagonizing (again) field trip chaperon Uncle Jesse

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“Why’d Ms. Grove hafta get sick? Now we’re stuck with yooooOOOOooUuuuUUu!”

16. “When we get to the museum we gotta see those dead guys wrapped up in toilet paper – eeeeewww!”

"When we get to the museum we gotta see those dead guys wrapped up in toilet paper - eeeeewww!"

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17. “Can we go before we’re as old as THE DINOSAURS?!”

"Can we go before we're as old as THE DINOSAURS?!"

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18. You know he’d be the one to dance on Danny Tanner’s couch with his shoes on

You know he'd be the one to dance on Danny Tanner's couch with his shoes on

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19. Being hilariously disrespectful to soccer coach Uncle Joey

Being hilariously disrespectful to soccer coach Uncle Joey

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“Are you gonna buy us pizza after the game or are you too CHEAP?”

20. “I’m hungry. Your fridge is a JOKE.”

"I'm hungry. Your fridge is a JOKE."

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21. Always using his “imagination”…

Always using his "imagination"...

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“The Mighty Mutant Super Kids have destroyed the forces of evil – AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

22. This is literally his stance on not trusting adults

This is literally his stance on not trusting adults

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23. “I pick myself for president! All in favor say, ‘Aaron ruuuules!’”

"I pick myself for president! All in favor say, 'Aaron ruuuules!'"

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24. “You can’t come in! You could be Fung-o the evil wizard!”

"You can't come in! You could be Fung-o the evil wizard!"

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25. Whatever you do, don’t cross him…

Whatever you do, don't cross him...

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Relieving (traitor) Michelle of her duties in their secret MMSK club

26. “You must think we’re stupid!”

"You must think we're stupid!"

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27. “This better be good!”

"This better be good!"

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28. Has he picked on Danny yet?

Has he picked on Danny yet?

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“You paid $75 for this? They saw you comin’! Hahahahahahaaha!”

29. Oh! Zinged by Uncle Jesse!

Oh! Zinged by Uncle Jesse!

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30. “Look at these innocent faces!” – Uncle Jesse

"Look at these innocent faces!" - Uncle Jesse

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31. Discussing V-Day plans with his designated valentine, Sophia

Discussing V-Day plans with his designated valentine, Sophia

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“Don’t wear anything trampy.”

32. “If we’re gonna dance, we might as well blow the roof off this dump!”

"If we're gonna dance, we might as well blow the roof off this dump!"

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33. Take it away, sweetheart!

Take it away, sweetheart!

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34. So there you have it…

So there you have it...

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The incomparable Aaron Bailey spanning roughly from 1989 to 1995. And look, he even grew up to be pretty good looking! Bravo, Miko Hughes!

35. Actually, now that I think about it, all of Michelle Tanner’s friends grew up to be attractive

Actually, now that I think about it, all of Michelle Tanner's friends grew up to be attractive

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Denise

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Teddy

37. And of course…

And of course...

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Derek

38. I LOVE YOU, AARON BAILEY!

I LOVE YOU, AARON BAILEY!

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