My dog's thought process when encountering new things

My dog's thought process when encountering new things

19 thoughts on “My dog's thought process when encountering new things

  1. Same thing with my cat, except he then starts throwing up pine needles all over the house.

  2. I wonder how palatable it was when my ex girl friends dog ate my used condom out of the bin

  3. The same applies to toddlers. If it fits in their mouth it must be food

  4. Sniffing only conveys so much information. To truly identify an unknown object, and asses it’s tactile and gustatory qualities, eat it!

  5. My dogs firmly believe everything is edible. And when they puke it back up, it may just become even more edible.

  6. Dog’s decision tree: Can I eat it? No? Can I fuck it? No? I’ll piss on it.

  7. same for my bird… … except the fresh fruit she’s actually supposed to eat–that, she won’t eat

  8. Its not so much eating the ornaments that I worry about with my dog. She clears coffee tables and ornaments alike with a lethal tail swipe!

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