15 Things I Learned At Pippin On Broadway

I recently saw PIPPIN ON BROADWAY and wanted to share some important lessons I learned.

1. I should workout more

I should workout more

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Kyle Dean Massey was shirtless for 35% of the musical. I ate a Schmackary’s cookie beforehand and regretted it. #truth

2. Charlotte d’Amboise is a cougar

Charlotte d'Amboise is a cougar

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Put a red wig on her and it’s like looking at Vanessa Williams II: Simba’s Pride

3. ACROBATICS IS F***ING HARD!!!

15 Things I Learned At Pippin On Broadway

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I grew up with DUMBO. I didn’t know acrobatics could be… artistic.

4. Rumtum Tugger is a Curious King

Rumtum Tugger is a Curious King

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Terrence Mann plays a King who rides a unicycle, throws knives, and gets resurrected (on stage). #CuriousCat #IAmWarningYouJavert #MrsSantaClaus

5. Lavender soaps and lotions = Love

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wOimO9use1w.

“NOW ON CLEARANCE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY! LAVENDER SOAPS & LOTIONS!”

6. The gates! The gates! The gates! The gates of heaven await!

15 Things I Learned At Pippin On Broadway

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They promised at the top of Act 2. #lolz #noreally

7. No one likes a King

No one likes a King

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ever.

8. How to make an Entrance

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kpNKfFAnUO4.

Skip to 2:45. I will require a curtain to be raised before me whenever I enter a room now. #halfkidding

9. WHERE THAT SONG CAME FROM!

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uA8WVGvykPo.

Take a shot every time you heard this in Middle & High School

10. The Broadway Musical Kristen Wiig Should Be Cast In

15 Things I Learned At Pippin On Broadway

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Cast her as Pippin. I don’t care- the girl can do Fosse already. #snl #wiig4broadway

11. I need to stop eating cookies

I need to stop eating cookies

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Because people who look like this DON’T EAT COOKIES

12. I need a hair stylist

I need a hair stylist

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and biceps

13. Designing Women on Broadway

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jQdjbIqmhUY.

Annie Potts plays the Grandma AND LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. #Ghostbusters #AnyDayNow #GCB #LifetimeTV #MaryJo

Check out Mary Jo Shively in costume (http://www.pippinthemusical.com/photos.php)

14. Who my Future Husband Is

Who my Future Husband Is

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Meet Kyle Dean Massey. Google image search “Kyle Dean Massey + Shirtless”. Trust me on this.

15. Say I’m Sorry with a Dog

Say I'm Sorry with a Dog

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“Gay Men w/ Dogs” needs to be a Tumblr if it isn’t already

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